Whoever coined the phrase “dad bod” missed a golden opportunity...
Should've called it "the Father-figure"
Whoever coined the term ‘delivery’ for childbirth made a big mistake.
It should have been called takeout instead.
What idiot coined the term ex-fiancé
Instead of near-Mrs
Whoever coined the phrase “Quiet as a mouse”
has never stepped on one.
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Whoever coined the phrase: 'nothing lasts forever', ?
0bviously never tried having a wank over Kathy Griffin
The man who coined the term 'void'...
...is called a genius for nothing.
TIL (Today I learned) who coined the phrase "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine"
It was former US President Abraham Lincoln.
Wanna hear a joke about money?
I think it's a really funny joke. I coined it myself.
A Horse walks into a bar
A horse walks into a bar and says to the barman "5 whiskeys please!" before downing the whole lot.
The barman looks at the horse and says "That's quite a stomach you've got, are you an alcoholic?"
The horse says "I don't think I am". Suddenly the horse poofs out of existence.
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