With the new coronavirus outbreak Worldwide, the only people who can get closer than 6 feet to us are the police
So we have to tell them "Don't Stand So Close to Me."
Why were cosmonauts on the Russian space station always bumping into things?
Because objects in Mir are closer than they appear.
The distance between heaven and hell...
New research shows that the distance between heaven and hell is closer than we previous thought.
It only takes 3 cm in the wrong direction for a woman to go "Oh my God!" to "WHAT THE HELL!"
[True story] My girlfriend told me tonight that sugar was my enemy.
I replied "You know what they say. Keep your enemies closer than your friends."
It's the year 1987...
Last year the space station Mir appeared to be launched into orbit. The key word being appeared. The space station is actually just a hologram designed to fool the United States! Right here on Earth exists a tiny scale replica, containing tiny versions of every item that would go up in a real shuttl...
The Silver Woman [Long]
One dark night a Frenchman by the name of Guillaume was hiking through the forest. Enraptured by the natural beauty of the world around him, he paused for a moment, taking in the cool breeze blowing through the trees, the sparkling ceiling of stars, and sighed contentedly. Looking up he saw a bright...
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