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Closed Eyes Jokes

A father and his son are playing Hide and Seek...

To make sure his father doesn't peek while counting, the son goes to get something to blindfold his father with. As he begins to tie the fabric around his father's closed eyes, the father comments, "Oh! Whatever you're using, it feels so soft and smells so clean!"

"It's a tie, Dad."

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So during the WW2 german army occupied one ukrainian village...

So during the WW2 german army occupied one ukrainian village. German officer said to make one line formed with all ukrainian men that living in the village. Then officer makes next order:

"Every woman that will recognize his husband by only sucking penises with closed eyes will save both hers...

A woman goes to the hospital to give birth

A woman goes to the hospital to give birth. A good while later, she finds herself pushing like crazy, to the support of the doctor and the nurses, the father being unknown. As the baby finally comes out, she faints, and sits unconscious for some time.

She wakes up a few minutes later, confuse...

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