Clean Cut Jokes

Two man, pissing side by side.

"Sorry sir, do you happen to be of the Jewish faith?"

"Erh... yes I am."

"You are from Krakow?"

"Yes."

"And did you always go to the small synagogue in the Lipowitz Street?"

"Yes, do we know each other?"

"I don't think s... read more

And sits down next to this well built, clean cut fellow who is already pretty drunk. He notices that this drunk guy has several strange bottles in front of him and asks, "hey pal, what's that beer like?"
"This here is some amazing shit! If you drink enough of 'em, you can fly!" exclaims the drun... read more