Three men are out walking in the woods one day, when they stumble upon an old bronze lamp. Naturally, having spent much of their lives reading internet jokes, their first inclination is to rub the lamp and excitedly greet the genie that emerges.
"You have freed me from my near-eternal captivi...
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There was once a king...
... who owned two magnificent kingdoms. Vast in land and great in wealth. One day the king decided he wanted to give one of his kingdoms away. He gathered all of his people and told them,
"He who swims across the immense river separating my two kingdoms shall inherit the one in the East. But...
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