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Cks Jokes

What's black, round, and f*cks cats?

Dunlop radials.

I wrote a guide about dating guys with small d!cks.

It's called "He's not that into you."

What’s blue and f*cks old people?

Hypothermia.

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Why shouldn’t you provoke asexual people ?

Because Nobody f*cks with them

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A poor man goes to a sex club

After standing in line to get in het gets to the doorman. "What can I get for $5" the poor man says.

"You can get into the mystery room" says the doorman and he proceeds to lead the poor man to a door. Once he opens the door he sees a big round chamber with in the middle a donkey with a small...

Stormy Daniels said that Trump was always on bottom.

Because he always F*cks up.

Win some beer...

So a guy came into a bar and saw these small stripes at the very end of the table. He asked the bartender what for they were used.
The bartender replied "the men that just left measured their d!cks, the one with the longest got a free beer."
The guy said he could do better, so he went to the...

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The Lovely Tale of Opposite-Sex College Roommates

A guy and a girl are college roommates. No feelings at all. One day, the girl goes to a frat party and brings home the notoriously bi frat dude. She f*cks him, and then the next morning, tells him she has feelings for her roommate and so the two of them won't work out. The frat dude, just happy he g...

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