My wife and I were walking in Rome. The was a lone old guy at the other side of the street. My wife said, “He looks like the Pope in civilian clothes. Go and ask!”
So I crossed the road and asked the old man if he was indeed the Pope.
He said, “F**k off.”
I went back to my wife who eagerly asked, “Well? Tell me, is he the Pope?”
I said, “He told me to f**k off.”
“Oh no,” said my wife, “Now we’ll never know.”
A Military General Joking About Marines
This happened earlier today at a patriotic chapel service (could be the joke in itself)
Marine: \*walks into store in full uniform\* Hello, I'd like to purchase that TV set.
Employee: We are sorry sir, but I won't sell that to a marine.
Marine: This is outrageous and unfair. I w...
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A team of Nazi spies parachutes in Britain during WW2.
They're all well-trained, they know their mission, they have their legends. But when they're still above the ocean, suddenly a terrible thunderstorm hits them. The hurricane scatters them, some of them smash into the cliffs, others hit the waves and drown. Only one last spy, by sheer luck or miracle...
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