A civil engineer dies and goes to Hell by accident. According to policy, all civil engineers go to Heaven but a mistake was made this time. The engineer descends to Hell and he finds the situation miserable. Too much heat, fires, lava, vapor, and everyone is in panic mode. So he goes to have a littl...
I love when street names or city names kind of match where you live.
For example, I grew up on Old Dike Road. You can guess who my neighbors were.
That's right, a couple of civil engineers.
Wait, what were you thinking?
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
For the Civil engineers and contractors of Reddit
Coarse aggregate to sand : “How are you?”
Sand : “I am fine”
The next time you meet someone who says they're a civil engineer,
Tell them, "That's wonderful! Engineers are usually so rude!"
[sorry, not useful unless you meet a lot of civil engineers]
Pravda headline after the disaster at Chernobyl
In the power plant of Chernobyl, our glorious marvel of technology, Soviet ingenuity and craftsmanship allowed hard working Soviet civil engineers, pinnacle of technology advancement worldwide, to fulfill five year plan of power generation in mere five milliseconds.
Why do some engineers never get kicked out of anything?
They're civil engineers.
Why did the road cross the road?
Because civil engineers & urban planners don't like roundabouts!
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
