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I just passed by Canadian citizenship test!

I got an eh +

I am trying to become a Canadian citizen and took the citizenship test yesterday.

The first question was “Who’s sorry now?”

A Mexican man is taking his US citizenship test and is at the speaking portion.

The proctor says to him "I want you to use pink, yellow, and green in the same sentence."

The man thinks for a bit and finally says, "The phone go green green, I pink it up and say 'Yellow?'"

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