Did you know that the human cannonball circus act has a mortality rate of about 50%?
The other half didn't fare much better. They were all fired
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Guy goes to the circus.
He asks the Ring Leader for a job.
The Ring Leader says "Sure what kind of act do you do?"
Guy says "I do bird impressions."
The Ring Leader says "Sorry Bud that's not a circus act."
Guy says "No problem." The he takes off, flies around the big top, shits on the Ring Lea...
A friend emailed me this joke. I hope it's not a recent repost! A travelling salesman is visiting a small town in southern Georgia, when...
...he spots a flyer on a telephone pole advertising a circus and carnival held by the locals for charity. But what REALLY catches his eye was the extra-large-type proclaiming: “Don’t Miss the Amazing Perfesser!”
Curious, he buys a ticket and sits through the usual circus acts.. animals, cl...
A magician is working on a cruise ship...(long)
A magician is working on a cruise ship where he performs every night right after a circus act. As he amazes the audience, the animals sit on the side of the stage and watch. After months of the same show, a parrot gets bored and decides to have some fun.
At the end of each trick the parrot r...
A joke I heard recently about depression:
One day, a man is so sick and tired of the usual routine that he decides to finally take action and seek a doctor for psychological help.
He goes to the doctor and confesses for the first time the feelings which haunt his daily life: how he perceives the world is harsh and cruel, how he feels...
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