I recently got a job in zoo as an elephant circumciser.
The pay is not great, but the tips are huge.
A Turk, a Frenchman and an Englishman were traveling by train.
When it got hot in their room in the train, the Frenchman opened the window and a fly flew in.
To show his skill, the Frenchman drew his sword and hit the fly with one blow and it split in two. While the others looked on in amazement, the Frenchman took his business card out of his pocket and...
How much does a circumciser get paid?
Nothing, he just keeps the tips.
I work as a circumciser
It doesn't pay that well, but at least I get to keep the tips.
A mohel took out an ad saying how good of a circumciser he is.
But he wasn't getting any jobs. So he called the newspaper and asked them "is there something wrong with my ad?" They responded: It might be the tagline:
"Abe the Mohel: A cut above the rest".
Long ago I got my first job as a circumciser.
The pay was not much but I collected a lot of tips.
(NSFW) How much does a Jewish circumciser make in a day?
Nothing. He feeds his family off of tips.
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