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Church Janitor Jokes

Janitor in the church

The church janitor is cleaning the large overhead ducts from the inside when he notices a nun praying by herself and decides to have some fun. With the echo and a booming voice he proclaims "your prayers will answered", but the nun doesnt even flinch. He tries again "my child, your sins are forgiv...

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A Priest is hearing confessions

and as time goes on, he really has to take a dump. As he finishes up with an older woman, he sticks his head out of the booth and motions for the church janitor to come over.

"I really have to use the bathroom, my son, so could you finish up these last few confessions for me?" he asks.
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A priest is sitting in a confessional, sipping from a flask.

He's feeling pretty good, letting the time pass,

when just at the moment he has to pee,

someone walks up to confess, you see.

Well, the priest can't hold it, so he peeks out

and sees the church janitor walking about.

"Tony! Come here," He whispers, "I need a hand.<...

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