UPJOKE

I'll be serving Eggs Benedict on hubcaps for Christmas breakfast.

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his hometown for the holidays

After looking over the menu he says, "I'll just have the eggs Benedict." His order comes a while later and it's served on a big, shiny hubcap. He asks the waiter, "What's with the hubcap?" The waiter says, "Well, there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

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