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At Santa's workshop, there are no Christmas bonuses. Why not?

Because they're all elf-employed.

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What's the difference between a christmas bonus and a penis?

The wife still blows the bonus.

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My friend told me โ€œ maaan my boss got mad and ate my ass outโ€

And I told him โ€œ I think you mean he chewed your ass outโ€ he said โ€œ Whatโ€™s the difference, same thing โ€œ
โ€œWell your way sounds like you got your Christmas bonus early โ€œ

A C-Level, a middle manager and a worker talk at the Christmas party of their company.

They discuss what to do with the Christmas bonus.

"Well", said the C-Level, "I'm probably gonna do a trip around the world, expand my villa in Malibu and with the rest, well, maybe a new Ferrari"

Said the middle manager "Well, I'm gonna make a vacation in Malibu and get a pool for my h...

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