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What does Chris Hansen call a baby jaguar?

A child predator

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How do you cause a panic at a Hollywood party?

You say "Hey, isn't that Chris Hansen?"

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Four words you definitely do NOT want to hear...

"Hi. I'm Chris Hansen."

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My girlfriend made me drive out more than 33 miles just so she could dump me on live tv.

Then her bf Chris Hansen humiliated me.

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“I’m Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, and we’re doing a story on people who solicit teenagers for sex. If you have anything you’d like to add to this conversation, go ahead. Otherwise you’re free to go.”

“Yeah, actually, if you could vote for me in the Alabama senate race that would be awesome.”

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I can't wait to see the next season of *House of Cards* . . .

. . . Starring Chris Hansen.

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Did you see that Roy Moore had a high profile interview on Dateline NBC?

What was unfortunate for him is that it was with Chris Hansen, who started it by asking him to take a seat over there.

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Unexpectedly meeting a celebrity is cool, unless....

It's Chris Hansen.

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Just out of curiosity, does anyone here use RES?

Because I'm really wishing that they'd changed the 'Hide Child Comments' button for the Chris Hansen AMA.

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