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An old man calls his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister and tell her," and he hangs up.

Now, the son is worried. He calls his sister. She says, "Like...

My workmates are weird

They label the food in the companies fridge

Today I had a sandwich named Chris and a yogurt named Max

Man, nothing beats a beautiful woman with a great singing voice.

… Except Chris Brown.

I used to be Christian...

Her: I used to be Christian.

Him: Its all right, I don't really care for those sort of things.

Her: Thank god! Its much better now that i'm Christine!

What do you call a Christian who lost their faith?

Holy Ghosted.

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