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Choking Hazard Jokes

Choking Hazard.

Jim: I once saw a man choke to death right in front of my very eyes.


Nancy: God that must have been awful, did you try to save him with the Heimlich manoeuvre?


Jim: I couldn't at the time, my hands were wrapped tightly around his throat.

Retailers have pulled all the Darth Vader toys from their shelves...

Apparently they are a choking hazard.

If I was a toy then what toy would I be?

Choking hazard for 12 and below.

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A guy was bragging to a girl...

"They should put a Choking Hazard sign on my penis!"

The girl answered: "Don't they put that on small things"

What do you say when you see a Chelsea winger strangling someone?

Choking Hazard

What's the difference between a kinder surprise and Michael jackson.

One is a choking hazard for children and the other is a chocolate covered candy

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