This is a joke from a dream last night, apperantly my brain conjured it up on the spot... let's see how well it works
John, a young farmer, was engaged and would soon be wed to a young woman from a nearby town. One day, his soon-to-be father-in-law stopped by for a chat.
“John,” he said, “I have a secret. I am actually a powerful genie! And since you seem like a nice young man, I will grant you three wishes ...
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The double flavored apple store
A man just moved to a new town from far away, and one day decides to take a walk around to get to know the area.
While walking down the street and checking out all the stores along the way, he notices one that seemed unusual. The sign above read "Jerry's Double Flavored Apples." Curious, the ...
What's the difference between a kinder surprise and Michael jackson.
One is a choking hazard for children and the other is a chocolate covered candy
Sundae
An elderly couple is sitting in their living room, when the Mrs gets an idea.
"Honey," she exclaimed, "Would you mind going out and picking me up an ice cream sundae?"
"Sure," He says, "I've got nothing else better to do."
"But I want a special sundae, would you like me to write...
A young, eager priest is assigned to a new parish...
A young, eager priest is assigned to a new parish, and the local bishop made a point of asking him to visit the elderly and infirm who weren’t able to attend Mass any longer. Wanting to make a good impression, the priest immediately had the parish secretary make him a list and he began to aggressive...
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