A man's car breaks down in the middle of the night. He knows the area well and realizes that the quickest way to the nearest service station is through an old graveyard...
He's walking along the headstones when in the distance he hears a faint tapping noise. As he gets deeper into the graveyard, the eerie tapping gets louder and louder. He very anxiously turns a corner and sees the source of the tapping is an old man with a hammer and chisel, hunched over a headstone....
A graveyard guard was taking a walk outside of the walls.
Suddenly, he hears the sound of something chiseling rock, he thinks its just his imagination and continues walking.
5 minutes later he hears it again, this time closer, but it quickly stops, so he moves on.
5 minutes later, he hears it again, just on the other side of the wall he is ne...
Dead funny
Late one night Jack takes a shortcut through the cemetary. Hearing a tapping sound, he becomes scared and quickens his pace. The tapping gets louder and Jack is now scared out of his wits. Then he notices a man chiseling a tombstone. "Thank goodness!" Jack says to the man. "You gave me a ...
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