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Chips Ahoy Jokes

What snack do casinos give to their patrons?

Chips Ahoy!

What snack did the pirate bring to the Super Bowl party?

Chips Ahoy

What do pirates say when they see a cookie?

Chips Ahoy!

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Boy and his grandpa are fishing

A grandpa took his grandson fishing. A while in the grandpa takes out a cigar and starts smoking. The little kid asks if he can have one too and the grandpa says, "does your wiener touch your butt?" To which the kid responds no, then the grandpa says "that's too bad, then no".

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