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Chinese Phone Book Jokes

Why is it so hard to use a Chinese phone book?

Well with so many Wings, and so many Wongs, you might Wing the Wong number.

Yo mama so fat.

She has more chins than a Chinese phone book

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Scottish insults:

She had a fanny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back

Look's like she's been dooking for apples in a chip pan

Had more hands up her than Sooty!

She's got a face like a dog lickin piss off a nettle

It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!

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