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Chinese History Jokes

What do Taylor Swift and Chinese history have in common?

They both have a Blank Space in 1989

Found a Chinese history book in the library...

It reads "In 1989 ***Nothing Happened***".

A professor teaches his students about Chinese history

Professor: Allright class, let me start off today with a fun fact. During early industrial times, a lot of British engineers went to China to start up new businesses there, because of their low taxation rates. Because of this huge increase in migration, the Chinese government invested in the proper ...

A Confucianist, a Daoist and a Legalist walk into a bar...

and order a beer each. The Confucisanist smiles pleasantly at the beer and waits for it to reach his mouth of its own accord, the Daoist ignores his beer and the Legalist drinks all three beers shoots the Confusicanist.

This one was told to me by my Chinese History Prof years ago.

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