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What do you call a chinese dog that is running?

Fast food.

Whatโ€™s the difference between an American dog and a Chinese dog?

The way you wok them.

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I went to a wildlife park and all they had was one small Chinese dog

They said it was a shit zoo, so you have to admire their honesty, really.

My friends told me I need to socialize my chow chow while he's still young.

I googled on how to socialize Chinese dogs. He understands the plight of the proletariat, but I don't think he fully grasps the concept of sharing.

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