Child Protective Services Jokes - 5 Hilarious Child Protective Services Jokes

Why did Child Protective Services take Dora the Explorer away from her parents?

Because they allowed her to go off on her own with a known MAP.

A father and his son are visited by the Child Protective Services. The agent asks the son, "Do you know why we are visiting you today?" The son thought a bit and replied:

"Beats Me"

I always said, "If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it's yours."

Child Protective Services said, "That's no excuse."

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed...

One fell off and bumped his head, his momma called the doctor, and the doctor said, "I'm calling Child Protective Services."

I lost my favorite ash tray.

Child Protective Services took him.

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