What's the difference between a security guard and a child playing Cops And Robbers?
The child doesn't have a complex about pretending to be a cop.
The onion joke.
There's an onion, and he's studying law at a prestigious college. He's in his third year, and after a particularly tough day, he gets an invite from one of his onion-friends to a party they're having that evening. Being tired and weary, the lawyer-onion isn't sure whether to go, but decides he needs...
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