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TIL that a school of piranhas can strip all the flesh off of a child's body in less than a minute...

On the downside, I lost my job at the aquarium...

A child inside a body of an adult is a cheerful person

An adult inside a child's body is a priest

Y'all ever heard of reverse exorcism?

It's when the devil tells the priest to exit the child's body

The miracle doctor

a couple have a kid that only has a head, no body. A doctor overhears them talking about the kid while in line at the market.
The doctor tells the couple he can transplant the kid's head onto
a child's body therefore making him whole. Excited, the couple rushes home and tell Timmy they have ...

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