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What do you call a hen looking at a lettuce?

A chicken caesar salad

What do you call a frightened Roman emperor that speaks rhymes to the beat of music?

Chicken Caesar Wrap

There was once a chicken who was in a loving relationship with a salad. Unfortunately, the salad died and went to heaven. A few years later, the chicken got run over trying to cross the road. The chicken died and went to heaven.

Finally, the chicken Caesar salad.

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