Too bad I'm the kind that repels rather than attracts
My friends all call me a chick magnet.
However due to my lack of ferromagnetic material in my chemical makeup I can can’t seem to think of what repels all these girls.
When in high school, I was always a chick magnet...
...the side that repels.
Chick magnet
Sam was a simple fellow, socially awkward, not very attractive, but he had high hopes for meeting girls on his long-awaited Florida vacation. Every day, he went to the beach in hopes of meeting someone special, but every day he was disappointed because all the girls seemed to hang around one certain...
They say kids are chick magnets and they weren't kidding!!!!
I grabbed one off a playground the other day and had 10 women running after me.
A scrawny teenage boy asks his muscular friend how he gets so many girls to sleep with him.
The muscular friend says, "Here's what you do: next time there's a party, get a large potato and stick it down your pants and act normal. You'll see - that'll turn you into a chick magnet."
A minute later, all the girls at the party run away from the scrawny kid, screaming and laughing and po...
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