I just ordered a Chicago style pizza.

It started shooting as soon I opened the box.

Chicago style pizza changes you

I use to like New York style pizza

Till I tasted Chicago style pizza

Now, I love New York style pizza

What do you call a puppy locked in a car on a hot day?

Hot Dog!

How do you make it a chicago style hot dog?

Tell it to get out of the car, stop resisting, and then shoot it!

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