A chemistry professor posted a bonus question to an exam:
Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know ...
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A chemistry professor is giving his final exam...
... he says on the friday before the final, "If you miss the final you have to have a great excuse for missing the final next monday." Two students decide to study together all weekend so all friday night they study, all saturday morning and night they study, then they study all sunday morning and d...
How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?
Just ask them to read this word: unionized.
The chemistry professor says to his students:
"There's deadly gas in this bottle. What steps do we take in case it breaks?" "Fast steps"
My chemistry professor e-mailed this joke to me.
***A joke from my chemistry professor:***
There is a far-off place that consists of a triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. The first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people. The second kingdom is more humble, but ...
A chemistry professor was taking the first class for a new batch of students who just joined the college.
So, he made all of them stand infront of a table that had a beaker with some liquid in it.
"Observation is very crucial in Chemistry.. the more you observe, the better you can learn", he said as he dipped his left index finger into the beaker containing the liquid.
After 15 seconds, he...
TIL that my chemistry professor is a zoophile
I walked in on him while he was in his lab
Words to live by from a chemistry professor: If you're not part of the solution...
you are part of the precipitate.
Our chemistry professor told us he was excited about winning a platinum award on reddit. Someone responded “ Well, thats petty. “
He said, “No, actually, it’s Pt”
I complimented my chemistry professor, who's from Germany, "Sir, you're so effervescent."
He replied, "Did you effer see me when I effer vasn't?"
My Chemistry Professor told me that Hydrofluoric acid and Hydrochloric acid are the perfect buffer system.
Her accusations are baseless.
Students are smart
Chemistry Professor: Now, class, here I have a beaker of H2SO4, and here I have a gold ring. Suppose I drop the ring into the sulphuric acid. Will the gold dissolve?
Student: No
Professor: Good. And will you please tell us why not?
Student: If it would dissolve, you wouldn’t put...
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