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A Chemistry major explains hell to his professor..

Question in the exam paper :
Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the followin...

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

My roommate is a chemistry major, and plays the organ..

One could say that he's an organic chemist.

I told my wife that I experimented a lot when I was in college.

I was a Chemistry major.

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