Cheese Factory Jokes - 19 Hilarious Cheese Factory Jokes

My uncle was injured in an explosion at the cheese factory today.

He was hit by a chunk of da Brie

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Did you hear about the cheese factory in France that exploded ?

There was nothing left but de brie

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During World War II a French cheese factory was destroyed.

Debris was everywhere.

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A Kraft cheese factory recently burned down...

No one reported the fire for hours, because no one believed that there actually were hot Singles in the area.

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A cheese factory exploded recently..

...Unfortunately, nothing could be salvaged except for de-brie.

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How did the Mexican cheese factory report an equipment malfunction?

No whey, Hose A.

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What do you call a cheese factory from the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth

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Why'd the cheese factory fire the guy with no toes?

They were lack toes intolerant.

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What did the man say when he got lost in a cheese factory?

"Excuse me sir, can you show me the whey?"

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Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory in France?

De-brie was everywhere.

Following the incident the owner of the factory, monseuir francois was asked his thoughts in an interview.

He merely said

"ehh-Damn!"

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What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

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I went to a cheese factory the other day, but there was a massive explosion.

There was de *brie* everywhere.

Sorry, too *cheesy*?

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What's the difference between a man working in an imitation cheese factory and Freddie Mercury?

The first man wants to fake brie.

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I was caught breaking into a cheese factory with a lock pick and a large stone.

The guard that caught me said "I get the lock pick but what's the Roquefort?"

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I got a job with the guys at the cheese factory.

I'm really integrating with them.

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I got promoted to the senior supervisor at the cheese factory.

I am now the greater grater grader.

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A list of puns

Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:

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How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Nope. Unintended.

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A scarecrow says,...

Every cheese joke I know

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Camembert

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Edam

Which cheese doesn't belong to you?
Nacho cheese

Did you hear about the explosion at the...

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String of Cheese Jokes

Hear about the French cheese factory that exploded the other day? DeBrie everywhere.

They think it might be an insurance scam by the owner though he's a bit mental, painted his wife the other day! He Double Gloucester.

He even tried to start up a new business making clothes out of chee...

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