Cheating Man Jokes

You need a heart to love him, a diamond to marry him, a club to smash his fucking head in, and a spade to bury the bastard

A man went to an assassin who charged $10,000 per bullet. He suspected his wife was cheating on him and wanted to have her killed. He told the assassin he would pay $20,000 if he shot his wife in the head and shot the cheating man's dick off. They go to the building across the street from the man's ... read more