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Cheat Day Jokes

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My boss is really into health eating, but Friday is his cheat day...

...which is when he fucks his secretary.

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My doctor put me on a strict vegan diet, but every Monday I’m allowed a cheat day

So I nip out and fuck his wife.

Have you guys heard about cheat days?

Well, I kinda misunderstood that, and now my girlfriend has dumped me.

Asked my girlfriend who’s into fitness and nutrition, to take a break and have a cheat day

She slept with her best friend

My wife said we should have a cheat day once a month while we are dieting...

Apparently it only involved food

3 months of thorough dedication, proper diet and workout sessions but now the time has come, it is cheat day

can't wait to sleep with my girlfriend's sister.

Bob and his wife started dieting a week ago

Bob and his wife started dieting a week ago.
His wife proposed that they should have cheat day today.
She bought home McDonald's burger, KFC wings and Bob brought home his secretary

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I walked into my gf..

..having sex with her gym trainer

I told her this isnt working out.

In her defense, she said it was her cheat day.

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A guy is outraged after finding his wife having sex with her gym trainer and demands an explanation.

She replies "It was my cheat day."

Don't worry about straying from your diet today.

It's Tom Brady's cheat day, too.

My New Year's resolution about eating better is going very well.

Only had one cheat day so far!

Dave : How’s the diet going?

Dave : How's the diet going?

Karen : Well, today's my cheat day

Dave : What does that mean?

Guy in bed : Don't worry about it

My wife started getting into bodybuilding but I had to immediately divorce her

She took "cheat days" way too literally

Diets are like relationships...

They get easier if you allow yourself a cheat day

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