What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?
No *ball*room
What does a pair of Levi's and a cheap hotel have in common?
No ballroom.
Skinny jeans are like a cheap hotel.
There’s no ballroom.
I matched with a tinder profile that had no pics.
We chatted a bit. Smart and funny so i asked for a date. She said yes!
I'm not expecting much, probably 400lbs. But she answered the door, this little strawberry blomde with a head full of curls and all the right curves in all the right places. We exchanged our real names and i asked what sh...
A guy goes to stay at a cheap hotel.
He orders a 5 AM wake up call for the next day.
Next day, the phone doesn't ring till 5:30AM.
He calls reception and complains about it saying that if he had a million dollar deal, he would've lost it due to their negligence.
The receptionist says that if he had a million dollar...
I was staying in a hotel last night. Before I went to bed, I phoned down to reception.
“Hi, this is room 317. Can I have a wake-up call, please?”
The receptionist replied, “Yes. You’re fat, in your 40′s and given you’re staying in such a cheap hotel probably haven’t achieved much in your life.”
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