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My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron

And a lot like Patrick Ewing

Did you hear Charlize Theron has been cast in the next Ant-Man movie?

It's going to be called "Subatomic Blonde."

At night after a long power outage, the lights finally came back on in Charlize Theron's house.

When the lights returned, her housekeeper exclaimed:

Charlize, they're on!

What do you call a blonde actor with a long neck?

Charlize Heron

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