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Charity Event Jokes

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I’m planning a charity event for people who struggle to achieve an orgasm

If you can’t come, let me know

My city's hookers are putting on a charity event to support local animal shelters.

They're calling it pound-for-pound!

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Wife got mad at me when I went to a charity event to support single moms

Strippers deserve support too.

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I’m hosting a premature ejaculation charity event tonight.

It starts at 7:30 but feel free to come early.

I’m going to a charity event for female amputees this weekend

That place is gonna be *crawling* with chicks

I'm going to start a charity event for Alzheimer's....

It's called *A Walk to Remember*

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Is anyone interested in going to a charity event for women who have lost their legs?

...... the place is supposed to be crawling with pussy.

Every year I organize a patient-relative charity event to benefit Alzheimer’s research.

I tell the patients to invite their whole family but nobody ever shows up.

I'm furious. My girlfriend just text me saying she's about to "do" some guy at a charity event she's at.

Who the hell is this Nate?

I'm one of the few people willing to step into a boxing ring with Mike Tyson

Because I'm an organ donor, it'd be a charity event.

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