Change A Light Bulb Jokes

to get to the other side

None. They're happy living in the dark

One to promise a brighter future and the rest to screw it up.

Just one, but the light has to really want to change.


Give me your best lightbulb joke.

10.

1 to change the bulb and 9 to tell you how much better they could've done it

Only two, but they'll wait 6 or 7 seasons before screwing it up.

One. We are efficient and dont have humour.

None. They just compliment it and then get mad when it won't screw.

No one knows. They never get to keep the house.

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness

Two. One to change the bulb, and the other to give it an unexpected twist at the end.

EDIT: Thank you for the silver!

EDIT AGAIN: Thank you for the gold and platinum! I am honored!

It is a trick question, as they are still using gas lighting.

They hold it up to the light and wait for the world to revolve around them

Wanna go ride bikes?

1000 One to change it and 999 to walk into the same room and change the same light bulb without checking to see if it needed changing first.

The real question is that who broke the light bulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?

edit.. thanks for the award kind stanger.

None. They just keep putting the broken one back in because it promised things would be different this time.

Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the
party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith
agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part shall be removed
from the current position as a result of failure to perform previou... read more

Confucius said "many hands make light work"

5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.

2. One to change it and one to sing about how much they miss the old one.

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

17 purists who use candles and... read more

Don't know, the baby boomer that has the job now can't retire because they never saved anything and millennials all have LED lights that last longer.

Look, we can change the light bulb. That I will tell you. We're changing it, ok? And I understand what you're saying, I hear it all the time. People call me and say "Is the light bulb really dead?". That's what they are asking me, its unbelievable. The light bulb is in big trouble, that I can tell y... read more

One. The atheist actually changes the light bulb, rather than praying that it will be done.

Twelve million and one. One to change the lightbulb and twelve million to complain about how that one person ruined light bulbs forever

one to issue the requisition form LB24, one to sign the work order DF69, three to consult with management and reject both forms as not applicable to maintenance as per regulations. Seventeen to form a fact finding committee to discuss the overuse of LB24,after ten months of debate, there wi... read more

Forty-five. A couple dozen to turn it to the right, a score of them to turn it to the left, and one to really, really screw it at the end.

Only one, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.

You need at least 4 people to figure out how to make this job last 3 months while the other 4 are on smoke break.

10

One to change the bulb and nine to make t shirts for the event.

You don't, just let them sit and cry in the dark

None. They just hire someone to do it and complain how back then a bulb used to cost a nickel

We will never know because they’re too busy blaming the liberal media for the light bulb not working or conspiring to plant a faulty bulb.