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Cats vs Dogs

a dog and a cat are having an argument on who is the favorite of humans.

the dog says, "humans like us more, they have even named a tooth after us, the canine tooth. Naming such an important body part after us shows that they like us more."

the cat slowly smiles and says, "you're reall...

Cats vs Dogs

Dogs: You love me, you pet me, you feed me, you see to my every need. You must be God.

Cats: You love me, you pet me, you feed me, you see to my every need. I must be God.

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