An elderly Catholic school teacher was seduced by the priest.
As she got out of his bed and began to get dressed, she said, "I can't face the children next week and tell them to be good, when I'm nothing but a regular sinner!"
"Regular sinner? Sister Catherine, you've only done it once!" said the priest.
"True," she replied, "but we still have th...
Since we’re doing little Jonny jokes
Catholic school teacher asks the class, “Children, what part of your body do you think enters heaven first?”.
Mary stands up and says “Your head, because it’s the top of your body.”.
“Very good logic Mary, anyone else?”
Matt stands up, “Your hands, because they are what we use...
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