When it comes to catching mice what's the difference between a live trap and a death trap?
About a week
A man walks by a small store and sees a cat drinking out of a valuable saucer.
He recognizes the saucer's value, and he immediately wants to add it to his collection. However, he is sure that the store owner doesn't know that the saucer is valuable, or else she wouldn't let the cat drink from it, and he doesn't want her to find out and charge him for the full value. So he walk...
A Man Runs Over a Woman's Cat
Mortified. He picks up the cats body and knocks on the woman's door.
Seeing the cat, she bursts into tears.
"I'm sorry." Said the man, "I didn't see him until it was too late."
Feeling bad for the distraught woman shedding tears, he tries to make it right.
"I'd like to re...
A man rings the doorbell of a small house and an old woman answers.
“I’m sorry,” the man says, “but I’m afraid I’ve run over your cat. I’d like to replace it if I can.”
“All right,” the old woman says. “But how good are you at catching mice?”
An old woman hears a knock on her door and opens it to see a man standing there, hat in hand.
“I’m terribly sorry but I ran over your cat with my car.” The old woman breaks down in tears and starts crying uncontrollably. The man says “I know it won’t be the same but I’d really like to replace your cat.” The woman stops crying for a moment, looks up, and says “I don’t know........ h...
A woman answered the doorbell where a man was standing at the door.
The man said,"I'm terribly sorry,but I believe I just ran over your cat and I would like to replace it for you."
The woman replied,"Well that's alright with me,how are you at catching mice?"
A guy knocks on an old ladies door
He says excuse me, I think I've killed your cat I just ran over it in the street but I'd like to offer to replace it.
She looks at him and says how good are you at catching mice?
Yesterday the lady next door received a buzz from the front door. When she opened the door there was a man there. With a saddened look the man says "Lady, I'm terribly sorry, I just ran over your cat." Without hesitation the man tells the lady that he would like to replace the cat.
The lady looks up at the man and replies "Thats all right with me, but how are you at catching mice?"
I accidentally ran over my neighbor's cat the other day.
So, immediately, I went and knocked on her door, and I said, "I'm terribly sorry, ma'am; I think I've killed your cat. To make amends for this tragic mistake, I'll replace him if you'd like."
She said, "That's very noble of you, but how are you at catching mice?"
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