My friends asked me what is the best and worst thing about catching COVID.
The worst is easy. Girls find me less attractive. Haven't gotten a second date since catching it.
The best is that my farts no longer smell.
R. Kelly has asked to be released from prison after being concerned about catching COVID-19.
I bet if it was COVID-13 he wouldn't mind catching it at all.
On the one hand, joking about Trump catching COVID is in bad taste...
On the other hand, taste isn’t something he has to worry about now.
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Mrs Smith was in her eighties and very much admired for her sweet disposition and kindly ways to all. The carpet cleaner came by to perform the annual spring cleaning one afternoon and she welcomed him in for tea and cookies. After she excused herself to make preparations, the young carpet cleaner c...
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