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A cop pulls a car over for speeding...

A cop pulls a car over for speeding. The guy tries to defend himself by saying, "I was just going with the flow of traffic." The cop replies, "Ever go fishing?" "Yeah." "Ever catch ALL the fish?"

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An old man sitting on his porch sees a boy walking down the street with several rolls of duck tape. The old man says "BOY! WHATCHU DOING WITH ALL THAT DUCK TAPE"

The boy says "well old man I'm gonna catch me some ducks."
The old man says: "Boy you ain't gonna catch no ducks with no duck tape!"
The boy keeps walking and says "yeah we will see old man"
Later the boy walks by again with a bundle of ducks wrapped up in the tape and the old man says "B...

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