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Cat Jokes Jokes

Best cat jokes lmao

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

What is a cat's way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.

What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
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Some of my favourite cat jokes

What's a cats favourite colour? **Purr-ple!**

What do you call a cat who drinks lemonade? **A Sour-Puss!**

What is a cats favourite car? **A Cat-illac!**

What is a cat's favourite day of the week? **Caturday!**

Schrödinger's cat jokes never get old

well, they do, but, they don't

Cat jokes

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Why does a tiger tell the truth?

Because he isn't a lion.

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If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat?

None! They were copy cats!

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Why did the cat run from the tree?

Because it was...

What do we want?!

"what do we want?!"

"Really bad cat jokes"

"When do we want it?!"

"Meooooowww"

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