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an English cat, called one, two, three, and a French cat called un, deux, trois had a race across the English channel. which cat won?

The English cat, because the Un, Deux, trois cat sank.

What is Moanaโ€™s cat called?

Meowui

Cat Calls

A veterinarian surgeon had a bad day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals, his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner. After dinner, they had a few more drinks and went happily to bed.

At about 2:00 in the morning, the phone rang. "Is ...

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I seriously hate cat calling

The fucking cat never comes home when I call.

What do you call a Viking cat call?

Valholla

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