My cat and dog keep calling each other and talking all day long!!!
I regret now, naming my dog 'Meow' and my cat 'Bow-Wow!'
Bear, Cat and Dog had just completed a mission in an MMORPG. They wanted to perform a celebratory high five but they couldnt.
There was no way to hit pawse.
John manages a band where his dog plays guitar and his cat sings
Everyone is amazed. No one understands how they're doing it and it becomes a huge hit. The band travels around the country and John makes a lot of money from the band's success.
Eventually, it catches wind in Italy and Berlusconi wants to hear the band live. He invites John to Rome and he com...
Joke my 5 year old son told me
What did the cat say when it’s tail caught fire?
“This is the end of me!”
( found in a cat and dog joke book from the 90s but it was a perfect execution! )
The local circus has had the same show on for a long while now.
Less and less people are coming to see it, as they all know the routine by now.
One day the circus director is approached by a stranger. The strangers says: “Hey, I’ve got just what you need to save this circus!”
“And what is that?” asks the circus director.
“I’ve got a cat tha...
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A man and his friend go hunting.
Paul tries to take his friend hunting, but when they get to his favorite hunting spot, they find “No Trespassing” signs everywhere. Paul tells his friend to wait in the car and walks up to the nearby farmhouse. The farmer answers the door, and Paul says, "Sir, I’ve hunted on this property all my lif...