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Carpet fitters

An attractive lady hires two carpet fitters to replace the carpet in her sitting room after her pet parrot had made a terrible mess of the old carpet.
The two carpet fitters were stereotypical blue collar workers but had enough respect not to make any lewd jokes or double entendre at her expense...

Mexican carpet fitters!!

Never trust a Mexican carpet fitter!!

I had one recently and he only did half the job!!

Sure he was fast and all...

But he was all about the Underlay!!

[WARNING OC!] What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to his donkey when he's late?

"Underlay Underlay Underlay!"

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