I used to have a nice car and a nice house until my mate introduced me to drugs.
Now I have a yacht and a Caribbean island.
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Topical Jokes for April
(didn't post the last batch, so here's all of the recent ones)
4/28 Los Angeles police are looking for a vandal that spraypainted a police horse. The horse didn’t get a good look at the suspect because it was dark, and because the horse has no idea that it’s a cop.