Care Worker Jokes - 6 Hilarious Care Worker Jokes

Health care workers hate this one simple joke...

You: knock knock

Them: Who's there?

You: HIPAA

Them: HIPAA who?

You: ...I can't tell you...

(created by a co-workers husband)

What is the difference between an American health care worker running out of PPE, and a Russian healthcare worker running out of PPE?

At least the American doesn't need a parachute too!

Thankful for all the health care workers during this pandemic

Without dem, it would be a panic.

The 40 year old health care worker who cares for newborns started questioning her career choices, then flipped out and left town

I guess she was having a midwife crisis

Did you know that all the employees of Thomas’ English Muffins are former embezzlers and child care workers?

They’re nothing but crooks and nannies

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

An Irishman, a English woman, and an American man are all at a meeting with ambassadors of the world, discussing world hunger

The ambassador from Germany welcomes everyone, and begins clapping his hands slowly. After about a minute he says, "every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

The American says, "our country would be willing to donate food and other supplies to Africa to help this issue."
The En...

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