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There are two kinds of people who care a lot about their exact age.

Small children and 39 year old's.

This lawyer has a $70,000 retainer...

He must care a lot about his teeth!

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A kid asks his dad about how politics work

His father explains: Well my son, look at it this way. It is split into five main sections: The people, the government, the economic power, the future of the country and the working class.



Son: I don't understand



Father: Think of it this way: I am the one who earns all ...

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